Really Important Phrases that Everyone Should Know:


* Habia un choque en el bosque. (There was a collision in the forest.)

* Averigue si la ciguena tiene verguenza. (Find out if the stork is bashful.)

* El austero bautista bautiza al gaucho. (The austere Baptist baptizes the Argentine horseman.)

* Los cautivos en las jaulas aplauden. (The captives in the cages applaud.)

* Hay cuarenta guantes iguales del Ecuador. (There are forty identical gloves from Ecuador.)

* Hay fuego en la escuela. (There is a fire in the school. This one might actually be useful...)

* Luis se cuida de los buitres. (Louis is careful of the buzzards.)

* Ponen clorox en la cloaca. (They put clorox in the sewer.)

* Los acrobatas comen croquetas. (The acrobats eat croquettes.)

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